Celebs

I love to read the latest celebrity news. Celebs are just like us, only better. I don’t read the lowbrow stuff one finds at the supermarket checkout. Just the highbrow stuff for me please. I need to know what smart people think so that I know what to think and what to laugh at and what to find interesting. Here, look at what I read. Are you impressed? Look at what I bought. Do they even have this where you live? Imagine me reading it, smiling, nodding my head, clapping like a trained seal. Sharing this with you is basically the same as writing it myself. Celebs are just like you and me, only better. Well, better than you I mean. I myself could be one, I practically am one right now. If I ever met a really famous one I’m sure it would be my friend.